My contribution to the table is unfortunately not in the picture. At this very moment it was melting in the oven. Listen to this:
1) Dust a camembert cheese with curry powder.
2) Smear mango chutney all over it.
3) Pour chopped salted cashews all over it
4) Let it melt in the oven, 175 degrees, until the cashews are starting to get some colour
5) Scope this devine sludge onto some crackers and be happy for the rest of your night!